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When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because, in that brief moment with the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for.

i eat a lot of frozen stuff. it’s usually pretty bad. i mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know. it’s like, hell yeah i’m stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top and it’s like… it’s like you’re eating a scab. i mean, seriously, what’s that about? it’s like, yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising? you know?

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